If you know what I mean...

While carrying a large box that belongs to Kai:

Caitlin: I like your package.

Kent: Thanks.

Caitlin: It's very large.

Kent: It's not mine, it's Kai's.

(Molly and Heather burst out laughing.)

HEATWAVE!!!!

Kai: "I've given up pleasantries when it comes to scratching my ass in public. Maybe I get away with it because I'm a man, but I just don't give a shit. It's too fucking hot."

No further explanation needed...

Cat Matt: Why did you Google his name?

MC: I have a paper to do.

Sploosh

Catmatt: Should I make sploosh?

Riss: What's Sploosh?

Lola: Goldfish and Ramen.

Catmatt: No, it's WAY more complicated than that.

tv fail.

Lola: He totally just played with his junk on national television.

I like old, dead people..

Cat Matt: Oh my god, Alexander Hamilton was SO hott!

Lola: Yeah, I know!

*while listening to Fergilicious*
Marissa: Sometimes when I listen to this song, I sing 'Rissalicious' instead of "Fergilicious"