Marissa: I found my dream job! Guess where it is?
Crystal: Starbucks?
Marissa: No...
Friday, January 30, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Analogy Fail
Riss: How would you feel if Kent and I were getting stitches added to us and you were getting knit across?
Kent: I don't think that analogy followed through.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Auntie Em, Auntie Em...
(wind roars outside the window of Fussers)
Kent: (whispering across the room to CatMatt) "The world is ending!"
Peace: (speaking normally) "The world isn't ending. I've got babies to make, I don't have time for the world to end."
Kent: (whispering across the room to CatMatt) "The world is ending!"
Peace: (speaking normally) "The world isn't ending. I've got babies to make, I don't have time for the world to end."
Thank you, Peace
(sarcastically talking about transitioning being the "easy way out")
Kai: "Yeah, I'm really looking forward to that male-pattern baldness. I really wanna be able to put sunscreen on my head."
Peace: "Like bird poop!"
Kai: "Yeah, I'm really looking forward to that male-pattern baldness. I really wanna be able to put sunscreen on my head."
Peace: "Like bird poop!"
-something witty-
(discussing the relationship of two housemates)
Kai: "That's...vomit-worthy. Not like gushy, cute vomit. Like food poisoning vomit."
Kai: "That's...vomit-worthy. Not like gushy, cute vomit. Like food poisoning vomit."
Day 2 of the semester...and already doing work at midnight
Kai: "Shit! I still need to think of three social movements I want to research!"
Lola: "Pet rocks."
Kai: "That wasn't really a social movement so much as a pop culture trend."
Lola: "Sure it was. It was a movement against live pets."
Lola: "Pet rocks."
Kai: "That wasn't really a social movement so much as a pop culture trend."
Lola: "Sure it was. It was a movement against live pets."
Monday, January 26, 2009
And so it begins...
(via AIM)
Marissa: "OMG I am so close to telling them to shut the fuck up."
Marissa: "Maybe in not so many words."
Kai: "Like what? ONE less?"
Marissa: "Yeah."
Marissa: "OMG I am so close to telling them to shut the fuck up."
Marissa: "Maybe in not so many words."
Kai: "Like what? ONE less?"
Marissa: "Yeah."
To PMS or not to PMS....please say no.
Kai: "You're PMSing."
Kent: "I am NOT!!"
Kai: "You told me the other day you were PMSing!?"
Kent: "No I didn't!!" (pause) "I did? WHAT DAY IS IT?!"
Kent: "I am NOT!!"
Kai: "You told me the other day you were PMSing!?"
Kent: "No I didn't!!" (pause) "I did? WHAT DAY IS IT?!"
Who needs grammar anyway?
(discussing the sudden increased use of "zeeky" on Smith campus)
Kent: "Maybe it's a cumulative adjective they use for everything?"
CatMatt: "What's an adjective?"
Kent: "Maybe it's a cumulative adjective they use for everything?"
CatMatt: "What's an adjective?"
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Mmm Play-Doh
Kai: You smell like Play-Doh. Were you eating Play-Doh?
Kent: I have Play-Doh in my room...
Kai: Were you eating it??
Kent: No!
Boobs
(My boobs have been hurting. Caitlin says it means they're growing. Hah.)
Lindsey: Did you type in just "boobs?"
Kent: Yes!
Lindsey: You never type in just "boobs!"
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Friday, January 23, 2009
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Discussing Kent & Kai Switching Rooms With Cat Matt
Kai: So that we don't have to sleep on this bed anymore and we can have a bigger one.
Kent: So that I can move out of my vag-pot room.
Wal-Mart Adventures
Lola: Elizabeth!
Kent: What?
Lola: Not you, the movie. I don't call you Elizabeth, I call you Kent.
Kent: Oh right, I just shouldn't respond.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Live from Washington...
(watching the Inauguration of Barack Obama)
Kai: "How the hell do you get camera angles like that?!"
Kent: (not missing a beat) "Ninjas."
Kai: "How the hell do you get camera angles like that?!"
Kent: (not missing a beat) "Ninjas."
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Movie Madness
(via AIM)
Me: "Rated R for 'graphic brutal horror violence and grisly images throughout, some strong sexuality, graphic nudity'...so basically is rated R for sex, violence, and gore."
Crystal: "Perfect."
Me: "Rated R for 'graphic brutal horror violence and grisly images throughout, some strong sexuality, graphic nudity'...so basically is rated R for sex, violence, and gore."
Crystal: "Perfect."
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Yummy
(while watching A Double Shot at Love and discussing nasty foods contestants are forced to eat)
Blue: Mmm, buffalo penis...
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Lola and Rissa - 0, Hangover - 1
Lola (via text): Mission aborted. Lola and Marissa fail. Hangover win. We'll come another time!
Saturday, January 3, 2009
The New Dr. Phil
Lola on Twitter:
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate." - Jack Sparrow could write a self-help book. I'd read it.
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