Cat Matt: *offended voice* I have more thoughts than that!
Friday, February 27, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
It's gonna be a real party...
(on AIM)
Kai: "We're going to hell, just so you know."
Rissa: "Yeah, well we're having fun on the way there."
Kai: "True story."
Rissa: "so Satan can put on a pot of coffee cuz I'm gonna get the party started."
Kai: "We're going to hell, just so you know."
Rissa: "Yeah, well we're having fun on the way there."
Kai: "True story."
Rissa: "so Satan can put on a pot of coffee cuz I'm gonna get the party started."
Back to Late Late Nights
(on AIM)
Rissa: "OK I think I'm going to call it a night."
Kai: "Okie doke. Have fun in dreamland. Hopefully I'll see you there before 2:30AM. That sounds creepy. Forget I said that."
Rissa: "OK. Goodnight."
Rissa: "OK I think I'm going to call it a night."
Kai: "Okie doke. Have fun in dreamland. Hopefully I'll see you there before 2:30AM. That sounds creepy. Forget I said that."
Rissa: "OK. Goodnight."
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Monday, February 23, 2009
Oh the conversations we have in Fussers...
Cat Matt decided to name our boobs and vags. Here is the list.
Cat Matt: Vag - Claudia. Boobs - Anastasia and Zoe.
Kent: Vag - Penelope. Boobs - Ariel and Sebastian.
Tanner: Vag - Daphne. Boobs - Penelope and Jasmine.
Lola: Vag - Juliet. Boobs - Agnes and Dorothy.
what a great idea
Lola: I really just want to knit all day.
Chera: Do it on your day off.
Lola: I get a day off?
Chera: You should! God did.
Chera: Do it on your day off.
Lola: I get a day off?
Chera: You should! God did.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Oscars are SOOOOO Emotional...
(watching an acceptance speech)
CatMatt: "OMG. I'm crying."
Kent: "Why are you crying?"
CatMatt: "Shut up! I'm on my period."
CatMatt: "OMG. I'm crying."
Kent: "Why are you crying?"
CatMatt: "Shut up! I'm on my period."
Friday, February 20, 2009
Thursday, February 19, 2009
it's five o'clock somewhere...
"It's a Thursday night."
"Uh, that doesn't make a difference."
"It's 5:00."
"Yeah.. that's got nothing to do with it either."
"You're under 21."
"Again, nothing to do with it."
"Uh, that doesn't make a difference."
"It's 5:00."
"Yeah.. that's got nothing to do with it either."
"You're under 21."
"Again, nothing to do with it."
Great Things Happen at Dinner...
Marissa: (talking about the basis of Judaism) The more you do, the holier you are.
Kent: That's what she said!
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Cat Matt: My finger is green.
Kent: Did you finger a sick Smurf?
Cat Matt: No, a leprechaun.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
and another guest quote
on whether or not to apply to internships in DC...
Lola: The Sox play the Nationals June 23-26!
... Okay, now I am making life decisions based on being able to see the Sox play at face value. I think I need help.
Amy: You're beyond help.
Amy: Remember. God's most pathetic creature.
Lola: The Sox play the Nationals June 23-26!
... Okay, now I am making life decisions based on being able to see the Sox play at face value. I think I need help.
Amy: You're beyond help.
Amy: Remember. God's most pathetic creature.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Monday, February 16, 2009
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Saturday, February 14, 2009
I speak good...
Kai: *stumbles over a sentence* English is my bad language.
Kent: Then what's your good language?
Kai: Ebonics?
Friday, February 13, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Does she do Group Work?
(on AIM)
Rissa: "and then she said 'conquerization.' And I was like 'OMG you're stupid.'"
Rissa: "and then she said 'conquerization.' And I was like 'OMG you're stupid.'"
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
She's still saying it...
(watching Top Chef)
Kai: "Thicker is always better than thinner."
Crystal: "That's what she said."
Kai: "Thicker is always better than thinner."
Crystal: "That's what she said."
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Silent Treatment
Crystal: Kent, if you're speaking to Cat Matt could you please tell her that her hair looks nice today?
Kent: *laughing* Crystal, I told you we were speaking to her again!
Crystal: Oh, we are?
Kent: Yeah, I told you at lunch.
Crystal: Oh, okay. Cat Matt, your hair looks nice today.
another guest quote
Lola: You still take Flintstone's vitamins?
Lola's Brother: Yeah...
Lola: Don't you know that your vitamin needs have changed since you were five?
Lola's Brother: But it's the brand I trust.
Lola's Brother: Yeah...
Lola: Don't you know that your vitamin needs have changed since you were five?
Lola's Brother: But it's the brand I trust.
Monday, February 9, 2009
Friday, February 6, 2009
I Feel Pretty...
Kent: We look pretty. Why are we here?
Cat Matt: I don't know.
Kent: Why aren't we out getting hit on by ugly, creepy men?
Jews!
Kent: I found these great boots at Payless, but they were like $40.
Cat Matt: That's cheap for boots.
Kent: Yeah, but I didn't have $40. Well, I had $40, but I didn't want to spend it.
Cat Matt: What's that a characteristic of?
Kent: A Jew?
Cat Matt: Yeah, that's right.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Pwned
(Talking about the REALLY TALL BOY who wanted Marissa at Immorality)
Marissa: I think eventually he got the hint...more like a smack on the head.
Kent: Could you reach his head?
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Guest Quote
This was just too good not to put up.. from one of my friends from back home.
"and i want muthafuckin earth shattering, slam me against a tree/wall/back of a shower/what the hell ever, scream you name, want you to pull my hair and don't stop shit. and YES that might only be in movies, but just laying there, moving my hips, it hurting when it goes in, hurting with it goes deep, and thats it? i mean.. is my life really that mundane?
14:59
im a housewife before im 20!"
Take away its credit card...
Rissa: "Ooh a charging octopus, there's a new visual."
Kai: "...."
Rissa: "History Channel."
Kai: "...."
Rissa: "History Channel."
Making Sense You Are...
Rissa: "I wish there were a way I could work the word 'gay' into 'Massachusetts' without sounding stupid. You know, because of gay marriage."
Kai: "..."
Rissa: "Am I only making sense to me again?"
Kai: "..."
Rissa: "Am I only making sense to me again?"
Abreevs are awes
(spelled phonetically for effect)
CatMatt: "When are you having the serj........err-ee?"
CatMatt: "When are you having the serj........err-ee?"
I am SO on my game tonight.
CatMatt: "Do we really need to know what an adjective is anyway?"
Kai: "Sometimes you need to know what adjectives are. Like when you're playing MadLibs."
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Kai: "Go ask them for some cookies."
Kent: "No! I don't think they like me very much."
Kai: "Who?"
Kent: "The cookie people."
Kai: "You make them sound like little fantasy creatures that fly out of the oven."
Kai: "Sometimes you need to know what adjectives are. Like when you're playing MadLibs."
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Kai: "Go ask them for some cookies."
Kent: "No! I don't think they like me very much."
Kai: "Who?"
Kent: "The cookie people."
Kai: "You make them sound like little fantasy creatures that fly out of the oven."
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow...
Sniquer: "Why is it still snowing?"
Crystal: "I know! Where is it all coming from? There's piles of it everywhere, I don't understand! How is there any left?"
Crystal: "I know! Where is it all coming from? There's piles of it everywhere, I don't understand! How is there any left?"
Monday, February 2, 2009
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Possible Rissa Fail?
(Rissa is wearing an eye patch because she scratched her own eye)
Rissa: "I just smashed into my lamp because I have no depth perception!!"
Kai: "You need to like, baby-proof your room for yourself."
Rissa: "Except every time I go to put tape on the sharp corners I'll miss."
Rissa: "I just smashed into my lamp because I have no depth perception!!"
Kai: "You need to like, baby-proof your room for yourself."
Rissa: "Except every time I go to put tape on the sharp corners I'll miss."
I wake up in the Morning...
(referring to potato pancakes for brunch)
Kent: "I fucking love non-Jews! They make me Jew food for breakfast because they don't know it's not Chanukah!"
Kent: "I fucking love non-Jews! They make me Jew food for breakfast because they don't know it's not Chanukah!"
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