Since this semester has been rich with quotable gems, I've decided to dedicate a blog solely dedicated to recording them.
Crystal: Riss, I'm nervous about this election. What if all the white people are lying?
Riss: You know you're white, right?
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Riss: I don't even want to brush my teeth. I just want to let my body rot.
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Kai: See this? This is the pile of nerd and it's getting bigger.
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Crystal: So you went to a co-ed school?
Lola: Yeah
Crystal: What was that like?
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Caroline: No, you smell like Marissa.
Me:... and that smells like....
Caroline: Marissa smells like coffee, candles, and hair.
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Kai: Do you like Girls Like Boys?
Kent: No.
Kai: Why not?
Crystal: Heteronormativity
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Kai: I feel like I just fell into someone's ass!
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Kai on kosher hot dogs: They're still made out of animal reject parts. They're just killed properly.