Kai: "Chocolate is the food of love, and the greatest comfort after human-to-human contact."
Crunch: "And mac 'n cheese."
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
extremely out of context fyi
kai: wow lola, that's really good.
lola: what?
kai: your vagina.
lola: it's cute, isn't it??
lola: what?
kai: your vagina.
lola: it's cute, isn't it??
Don Quixote is the new Captain Morgan
(via AIM)
Kai: "Somehow I feel you would do something like this while drunk: (268): she thought 'don quixote' was a type of tequila."
Lola: "I KNOW WHO HE IS! I wouldn't confuse Don Quixote with a type of tequila."
Lola: "But I'm flattered that you thought of me."
Kai: "Somehow I feel you would do something like this while drunk: (268): she thought 'don quixote' was a type of tequila."
Lola: "I KNOW WHO HE IS! I wouldn't confuse Don Quixote with a type of tequila."
Lola: "But I'm flattered that you thought of me."
Monday, October 12, 2009
Keep Going, and Going, and Going...
(While watching a commercial for Energizer batteries)
Kent: You know, you should use Energizer batteries for vibrators. Then they'd keep going!
More About Boobs
Kai: "You slapped her in the tit!"
Kent: "I didn't slap it. I bumped it. Like Bump It!"
Kai: "Bump It?! You mean BOP It?!"
Kent: "I didn't slap it. I bumped it. Like Bump It!"
Kai: "Bump It?! You mean BOP It?!"
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Cheer me up!
Lola: I need you to cheer me up.
Kent: How?
Lola: By being you!
Kent: Oh, I thought you were gonna ask for like, sex or something.
Monday, October 5, 2009
Riddle Me This
Lola: "What gets wetter as it dries?"
Kai: "Your mom."
Kent: "Spaghetti."
Crystal: "A towel."
Kai: "Your mom."
Kent: "Spaghetti."
Crystal: "A towel."
"Udderly" Hilarious...
(at a petting zoo, checking out the animals)
Tanner: "WHOA! Check out the udders on THAT one!"
Tanner: "WHOA! Check out the udders on THAT one!"
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Penis!
(Talking about Kent's drawing of a penis on Tanner's whiteboard)
Kai: Your penises look weird.
Kent: How many penises have you seen?
Kai: More than you, apparently.
Kent: I have seen...two.
Tanner: God, I feel like a whore.
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