Kent: "Sometimes I get sick of reading about lesbians. Is that bad?"
Crystal: "Sometimes I would get sick of reading about Africans."
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
There are limits...
Kai: Can I call you Granola Crunch?
Treacy: You can call me whatever you want!
Kent: Can I call you vagina-face?
Treacy: No. At least not in public.
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Sox Games
(upon hearing the game announcer mention the sunny weather at Yankee Stadium)
Crystal: "Of course it's sunny there. It's Hell. It's from the fire!"
Crystal: "Of course it's sunny there. It's Hell. It's from the fire!"
Monday, September 21, 2009
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Roommate Contract
From the topics covered in this kit, what are some areas you feel we may have significant differences?
Kent: "You're a boy."
Kai: "You're a Jew."
Kai: "You're a Jew."
Friday, September 11, 2009
True Story.
(via AIM)
Kai: "Wanna go to the liquor store?"
Lola: "Silly question. Let me put on a bra."
Kai: "Wanna go to the liquor store?"
Lola: "Silly question. Let me put on a bra."
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Common Sense
Kent: "I'm trying to see if he's a Republican. It says, 'Political Views: Common Sense.' He's a Democrat."
Gifts that are Weird to Give
Crystal: "On Facebook, I got this message that says 'This person has just sent you a horse. Would you like to give one back?' "
Kent: "You should accept it!"
Crystal: "No! Because then she'll give me a farm, and that's something I don't want!"
Kent: "You should accept it!"
Crystal: "No! Because then she'll give me a farm, and that's something I don't want!"
Sunday, September 6, 2009
And the Awkward Returns...
(Marta, standing awkwardly)
Marta: "This feels natural."
Kai: "That should NEVER feel natural..."
(Marta, sitting on Treacy's lap)
Marta: "Did you just LICK my BACK?!"
Treacy: "No! I nuzzled it!"
Marta: "This feels natural."
Kai: "That should NEVER feel natural..."
(Marta, sitting on Treacy's lap)
Marta: "Did you just LICK my BACK?!"
Treacy: "No! I nuzzled it!"
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