Cotton Ball Wall

-Kai describing the experience of taking Percocet-

kaixpie (6:58:55 PM): I can describe exactly how it feels

kaixpie (6:59:18 PM): It feels exactly like running into a brick wall covered in millions of cotton balls

kaixpie (7:00:07 PM): it stops you dead in your tracks, but with a beautifully soft cushion

divachic1717 (7:00:17 PM): hahahahahahah

Riss: My biological clock is thumping away

Crystal: Mine too - it has been since around 16 I think... they're accelerated in the South.

Rissa: I'm going to be 22 in a week. Well, there's another prime child-bearing year GONE.
(beat)
OMG I'm a terrible feminist!!! Where the HELL did that come from!?

Non-heteronormative much?

(via AIM)

Discussing the fact that I've started wearing makeup to work:

Kai: -sigh- why?

Kent: Dunno...I like purple eyeshadow? Why?

Kai: Idk...I was concerned that you might've been giving in to the expectations of femininity.

Gloria Steinem would Sic Christian Bale on you for that one...

(via AIM)

Kent: "I'm not concerned with my health, I'm concerned with my weight."
Kent: "BAD FEMINIST!"
Kent: "BAD"

Cybersex... JUST KIDDING! Got your attention though...

Lola: I met him on the Internet... I feel slightly pathetic.
Riss: Haven't you seen "You've Got Mail"?! He's the Tom Hanks to your Meg Ryan!
Lola: Diamonds are the friendliest flowers!

...........


(See following post for clarification on that last statement)

Lola Being Lola

Lola: Diamonds are the friendliest flower.
(beat)
Lola: haha I mixed up two IMs. DAISIES are the friendliest flowers! I had a beer on an empty stomach. It's Lola being Lola!

(Upon walking into the Clark Hall reception office, which has been redecorated via an Ikea adventure)

Kent: It's kind of dark in here.

Andria: It's Zen.

(A few minutes later, while I'm rubbing Kai's belly)

Kai: I'm not Buddha.

Kent: It's Zen, and you're the Buddha!