Kent: "I love you a lot a lot a lot."
Kai: "I love you very very very much."
Kent: "You smell like stuffing and butter." (statement of fact)
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Friday, December 19, 2008
*Via text message*
Kent: I brought my ivy plant home so it wouldn't die but my cat keeps trying to eat it.
Kai: That's fantastic.
Kent: My cat is fucking dumb...the boy one is anyway. To bad he's also cuter.
Kai: Guess me and your cat have something in common then...
Kent: What, you're both cute or you're both dumb?
Kai: Cute, smartass.
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Monday, December 15, 2008
Cracked Out From Finals
Kent: Cat Matt, I want to die.
Cat Matt: I want to die too, but can we make up our own language?
*5 seconds later*
Cat Matt: I made a funny.
Lilias: Yeah, what did you do?
Cat Matt: Elizabeth, what did I do?
Mustache Man
Riss: Some guy with a huge mustache just walked in.
Kai: He's probably fixing something.
Riss: Yeah... but his mustache... it was epic. Like you could hide shit in it.
Kai: Like M&Ms? Birds?
Riss: Like writing utensils.
3AM Musings
Kai: Can you please fix your hair? You kind of look like a used hooker.
CatMatt: (gapes)
Kent: Anyone up at 3AM should be a used hooker.
CatMatt: (gapes)
Kent: Anyone up at 3AM should be a used hooker.
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Utensils Anonymous
Kai: (looks at Maddy eating yogurt) What is that?
Maddy: It's a fondue fork....silverware's running low.
MaryCeline: Are you ridiculous right now?!
Maddy: It's a fondue fork....silverware's running low.
MaryCeline: Are you ridiculous right now?!
Finals Fun
Rissa: What's up with everyone having straw spoons now? They're like the Uggs of cutlery!
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Rissa: I eat beef jerky and watch sports. I'm datable!
Kai: And you drink beer. The lesbians would love you.
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Rissa: I eat beef jerky and watch sports. I'm datable!
Kai: And you drink beer. The lesbians would love you.
Friday, December 12, 2008
Never Leave Home Without Them
(conversation ensues about bra inserts)
Kai: Speaking of Marissa's boobs...
Rissa: Yeah I left those at home on the coffee table.
Kai: Speaking of Marissa's boobs...
Rissa: Yeah I left those at home on the coffee table.
What Finals Do
(discussing an incident that occurred the day prior to the conversation)
Kai: When did it happen?
Rissa: Tomorrow---I mean yesterday.
Kai: When did it happen?
Rissa: Tomorrow---I mean yesterday.
Food for Thought
(on Adium)
Rissa: How do you spell happy?
Kai: ?
Rissa: P-I-Z-Z-A
(After pizza is delivered)
Lola: Marissa, are you P-I-Z-Z-A now?
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(Tanner sits down with a mug)
Lola: Is there hot chocolate?
Tanner: No.
Kai: (looks in Tanner's mug) What is that?
Tanner: Hot chocolate.
Rissa: How do you spell happy?
Kai: ?
Rissa: P-I-Z-Z-A
(After pizza is delivered)
Lola: Marissa, are you P-I-Z-Z-A now?
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(Tanner sits down with a mug)
Lola: Is there hot chocolate?
Tanner: No.
Kai: (looks in Tanner's mug) What is that?
Tanner: Hot chocolate.
What the Future Holds...
Rissa: I have no concept of a good income.
Kai: Income is a good income. Money coming in, that's good enough for me.
Kai: Income is a good income. Money coming in, that's good enough for me.
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Monday, December 8, 2008
Some 2nd floor Classics...
Poon: DISEASED VAG! AHHHHHHHHH!!! *Runs screaming out of the room.*
"I call this the pack mule because I pack things in your ass." -Marta, buttsexing me while walking.
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Marta - "What did you think would happen?" (Talking about going to see Dante.)
Me + Caitlin - "Buttsex!" *High five!*
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"You look like you're having slow motion ADD." -Me to Marta at lunch
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(Talking about Marta's boyfriend visiting this weekend.)
Me: "Can I make him feel awkward?"
Marta: "How?"
Me: "I'll tell him his girlfriend frequently buttsexes me."
Marta: "Oh, I told him about that."
Me: "That's creepy..."
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Me: "You should only respect people if they're paying you."
Lindsey: "That's the first thing you learn as a Jew."
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Caitlin: "Don't put it on facebook until Wednesday! They don't know yet!"
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"I call this the pack mule because I pack things in your ass." -Marta, buttsexing me while walking.
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Marta - "We hugged for like a solid 5-10 minutes."
Lindsey - "Didn't it get awkward? Didn't you get hungry?"
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Marta - "What did you think would happen?" (Talking about going to see Dante.)
Me + Caitlin - "Buttsex!" *High five!*
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"You look like you're having slow motion ADD." -Me to Marta at lunch
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(Talking about Marta's boyfriend visiting this weekend.)
Me: "Can I make him feel awkward?"
Marta: "How?"
Me: "I'll tell him his girlfriend frequently buttsexes me."
Marta: "Oh, I told him about that."
Me: "That's creepy..."
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Me: "You should only respect people if they're paying you."
Lindsey: "That's the first thing you learn as a Jew."
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Caitlin: "Don't put it on facebook until Wednesday! They don't know yet!"
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Friday, December 5, 2008
What's yours?
Almas to Marissa: "What's your middle name?"
Marissa: "Elizabeth."
Almas: "Oh. How WHITE."
Marissa: "Elizabeth."
Almas: "Oh. How WHITE."
Thursday, December 4, 2008
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