AIM funny

(So I'm on AIM and check my Talbot Mensa Buddy list (it's separate from the rest of Smith, like we should be haha) and notice that Kent and Kai are both asleep on AIM and comment on this out loud to myself)

Crystal: Awww Kent and Kai are sleeping together

Just Keep Swimming...

(talking to Jiggly about my beta)
Kai: "Holy shit! They live and average of 3 YEARS!!"
Kai: "That means my fish is gonna have a midlife crisis soon."

tight jeans...oh my!

(via AIM)

Kent: The time has come to put on my jeans. Wish me luck.

Kai: Buena suerte.

Kent: Crap.

Kai: ?

Kent: I forgot to pee first.

Kai: Hahahahahaha.

Homonyms

Kai: "It pisses me off when people try to put meaningful things in their fb status, but they spell it wrong. Like "Courage, don't dessert me."
Kai: "To me, that says, 'Courage, don't turn me into an ice cream sundae.'"
Rissa: "Haha. Courage doesn't torch me like a creme brulee."

I read fast, so sue me

Discussing a book that I bought about 2 hours before this conversation:

Kent: I finished my book.
Kai: You finished your book!? But you just bought that today!
Kent: (sad voice) I know!
Kai: What are you going to do tomorrow??
Kent: ...drive home?
Kai: Oh yeah.

Watching a movie and this Gem came out

Crystal: Porn is not a background noise. You're either watching it or you're not!"