It's not a Talboteer, but no one updates anymore so I am

(Kiwi is showing me a costume-ish top she bought)

Kent: I see Peter Pan.
Kiwi: But when will I ever wear this?
Kent: Halloween.

Kent: Wait, do they have Halloween in England?
Kiwi: Yes...

Clark Hall

(reading Yahoo!'s Odd News headlines)

Kai: "Man dresses up as dead mom in weird scam."
Meggan: "Like in Psycho?"
Kai: "Yeah, I guess so."
Meggan: "UGGHH, Why do they need to?!"

Cash Cab Guy: According to Urban Dictionary, what is the term used to describe girls who are too old for toys but too young for boys?

Rissa: Prosti-tots!!!!

Correct answer was "tweens"

Kai on New York having to vote on gay marriage by June 22nd:

"They better fuckin do it or i'mma drive over to Albany and stick my foot up someone's ass...wrapped in a rainbow flag with glitter and feathers."

Creeper McCreeperson

Rissa: "OK I"m off to bed."
Kai: "Okie doke...I'll prolly see ya in dreamland shortly."
Kai: "WHY DOES THAT SOUND CREEPY EVERY TIME I SAY IT?!"
Rissa: "Uhh, cuz it's a creepy thing to say."
Kai: "True story. Goodnight!"
Rissa: "Goodnight!"

Friends Don't Let Friends....

(talking about her two friends via AIM)
Kent: "They totally wanna do each other."
Kai: "Um, thanks for telling me about your friends' sexual interests."

Tweet, Tweet

Kai: "I have a confession."
Crystal: "Uh huh..."
Kai: "Uhm...I gave in to Twitter. BUT--I refuse to become a Tweethead."
Crystal: "You already know the lingo!"
Kai: "No, I made that up."
Crystal: "You're already contributing to the lingo!"

Continuing with the synonyms

Riss: Melanie is synonymous with insurance liability

Talking about Geotea lawncare

Riss: I bet it smells like poop though. Organic is like synonymous with poop.