the butch rules (edited & expanded)

1. Butches don't cry.
2. Focus on your naked woman.
3. Suck it up with a butch tap.
4. Butches always eat blue cotton candy.
5. Butches always light their own cigarettes.
5A. It's ok for one butch to light another butch's cigarette, then it's butch bonding.
6. Treat your woman right.
7. Sometimes even a butch has to wear a dress.
8. Butches always open their own stuff.
9. Butches don't ask for directions.

Rules of Being Butch, according to Crystal & Kent, a.k.a. Talbot Mensa's resident butches

1. Butches don't cry.
2. Focus on your naked woman.
3. Suck it up with a butch tap.
4. Butches always eat blue cotton candy.
5. Butches always light their own cigarettes.
5A. It's ok for one butch to light another butch's cigarette, then it's butch bonding.
6. Respect your woman.
7. Sometimes even a butch has to wear a dress.

it's not hard to dream you'll always be my Konstantine

Lola: SoCo is already sold out
Kent: I just died
Lola: They might add more tour dates
Kent: Am dead
Lola: I'll make sure they play SoCo at your funeral
Kent: This is like if the Red Sox broke up and got together for one more season and it sold out

J-Tom: I think I'm actually gonna do this, goddamn.
Everyone in Fussers: Yay! Sushi Cat!
J-Tom: Actually, I was talking about Comparative Literature.

Lola: I should call them "women accused of lesbian activity."
Kent: Accused? That's a little harsh.
Lola: They were in concentration camps.

AIDS isn't funny.......UNLESS

(via AIM)
Crystal: "I always wanna say I love AIDS. You can't say that, though."
Kai: "No. No you can't."

Road Trippin'

Tanner: "I'm going to Boston tomorrow night."
Kai: "Eliot?"
Tanner: "Huh? No. Concert. I haven't talked to Eliot in I don't know how long."
Kai: "Oh...OK! Have fun then! I would've said that for Eliot too...but regardless!"