the butch rules (edited & expanded)

1. Butches don't cry.
2. Focus on your naked woman.
3. Suck it up with a butch tap.
4. Butches always eat blue cotton candy.
5. Butches always light their own cigarettes.
5A. It's ok for one butch to light another butch's cigarette, then it's butch bonding.
6. Treat your woman right.
7. Sometimes even a butch has to wear a dress.
8. Butches always open their own stuff.
9. Butches don't ask for directions.