Kai: "I've given up pleasantries when it comes to scratching my ass in public. Maybe I get away with it because I'm a man, but I just don't give a shit. It's too fucking hot."
Tanner: Can I borrow our moustache? Lola: Sure. Wait.... 'our' moustache? Tanner: Did I say that? I meant to say 'the' moustache. (beat) Why do we have a moustache anyway? Lola: I made it. Tanner: NO WAY! (beat) Why did you make a moustache??
Rissa: I like getting waxes. Lola: Yeah, it's soothing. Kent: Getting the hair ripped out of your vag is SOOTHING!? Rissa: Have you ever tried it? Lola: Don't knock it till you try it.
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Lola: I'm listening to Taylor Swift because the only way I can deal with death and genocide...
Kent: Is with Taylor Swift?
Lola: Yes.
(Lola starts dancing.)
Kent: Nice dance moves.
Lola: I'm so white.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Tanner: Guys have asked me if I have a slanted vagina.
Kai: "There is nothing wrong with a straight man liking Whitney Houston. She's a very talented singer. Well, she was a talented singer. Now she's just a kookoo."
Kai (via AIM): The vending machine ate my money and when I tried to buy a snack it got stuck...so I lost $1.25 to the fucking science building vending machine and some fucker is gonna get my Peanut M&Ms.