Friday, May 21, 2010

Rules of Being Butch, according to Crystal & Kent, a.k.a. Talbot Mensa's resident butches

1. Butches don't cry.
2. Focus on your naked woman.
3. Suck it up with a butch tap.
4. Butches always eat blue cotton candy.
5. Butches always light their own cigarettes.
5A. It's ok for one butch to light another butch's cigarette, then it's butch bonding.
6. Respect your woman.
7. Sometimes even a butch has to wear a dress.

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