Tuesday, March 31, 2009
We Didn't Start the Fire
Kai: "Never play with a lighter after using hand sanitizer...you never know where the alcohol hasn't evaporated yet. Remember that."
Rissa: "Did you just light yourself on fire?"
Kai: "....no? OK fine. Yes."
Rissa: "WHAT?! are you OK?!"
Kai: "It's fine. It went out quick. It was like the time I accidentally lit my bathrobe on fire. No big deal."
Rissa: "Did you just light yourself on fire?"
Kai: "....no? OK fine. Yes."
Rissa: "WHAT?! are you OK?!"
Kai: "It's fine. It went out quick. It was like the time I accidentally lit my bathrobe on fire. No big deal."
Sunday, March 29, 2009
My New Life Plan
Kent: I'm gonna quit school and become a hairdresser.
Cat Matt: You could make mad bills doing that.
Kent: I'll be a lesbian hairdresser.
Cat Matt: You could have your own TV show. On Bravo. They love that shit.
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Guest Appearance by Steve Waksman
(Discussing "Cherry Bomb" by The Runaways)
Steve: "So the guitar solo comes, and so does the singer apparently."
Steve: "So the guitar solo comes, and so does the singer apparently."
Star-Crossed Lovers, I'd Say
(talking about I Love You, Man)
Rissa: "It wasn't that great..."
CatMatt: “But he had a speech impediment and made up words. He was like, my soulmate!”
Rissa: "It wasn't that great..."
CatMatt: “But he had a speech impediment and made up words. He was like, my soulmate!”
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Models...
(Talking about how she looks kind of like Cintia Dicker, a model)
Cat Matt: So all I need to do is be anorexic and get lip injections and I'll be fine, right?
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Word Play
(via AIM)
Kai: "Ever notice how 'ostracism' has 'racism' in it?"
Kai: "Where does the 'ost' come from?"
Kai: "Ostrich?"
Rissa: "Yes."
Rissa: "It's the hatred of Blacks and large birds."
Kai: "Ever notice how 'ostracism' has 'racism' in it?"
Kai: "Where does the 'ost' come from?"
Kai: "Ostrich?"
Rissa: "Yes."
Rissa: "It's the hatred of Blacks and large birds."
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
I see London, I see France...I see Kai's underpants!
Kai: Pumpkins, or robots?
...I really need more grown-up underwear. But pumpkins, or robots?
Kent: Robots.
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Oh Childhood Memories...
Cat Matt: I remember those...
Kent: I was never coordinated enough for those.
Kai: Isn't that a jump rope?
kinsey in da house
Lola: I know Tanner and I...
Crystal: WHAT?
Lola: huh?
Crystal: I thought you were going to say "hooked up."
Lola: NO!
Crystal: I was about to say-- DISCUSSION TIME! COMPUTERS DOWN!
Crystal: WHAT?
Lola: huh?
Crystal: I thought you were going to say "hooked up."
Lola: NO!
Crystal: I was about to say-- DISCUSSION TIME! COMPUTERS DOWN!
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Vag!
(Cat Matt talking about her possibly homophobic friend coming visit)
Kent: How would I freak her out? I have a boyfriend.
Cat Matt: Don't like, talk about your vagina.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Sunday, March 1, 2009
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