Especially If They're In the Room

Terry: "Rissa, You should really be careful before you start picking on other people's birth defects."

Lola: I made up a word and it was real!

Caitlin: Really?

Lola: Wait, maybe not...yes, it's real.

Never Gonna Give You Up

Kai on Terry Francona: Whenever I hear his voice I think it's not coming out of him. He's like the Rick Astley of baseball.

Kent: But we can't use the dictionary because it's not real

Riss: Did you just say the dictionary isn't real?

Kent: That's what I said, it's not what I meant!

Definitions...

Kai: "Feminism: a system of beliefs in which women are the shit. There, feminism defined."

We's Gettin' Older

Rissa: "I don't want to describe it to you because that'd be awkward."
Kai: "That's OK. I don't need you to explain your butt pains to me."

But you went to Pride!

Rissa: I love gay people from afar, but not like, mouth to mouth.