Riss: We can't get shitfaced on the first day of Finals!

Lola: Sure we can! We have self-scheduled exams!

Caitlin: I just looked up 'masculine' in the dictionary, and the synonyms were... strong, powerful...
Crystal: Heteronormative...

More on Peeing...

Kai: I just took the most EPIC pee!

Sophie: It's like THIS close to masturbation.

Kai: It's like God coming out of your bladder and falling into the toilet

Where's Bobby?

Kai: "There is nothing wrong with a straight man liking Whitney Houston. She's a very talented singer. Well, she was a talented singer. Now she's just a kookoo."

Quitters don't quit.

Kai: I can quit quitting because it's not actually quitting.

Fuck the fucking fuckers...

Kai (via AIM): The vending machine ate my money and when I tried to buy a snack it got stuck...so I lost $1.25 to the fucking science building vending machine and some fucker is gonna get my Peanut M&Ms.