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"I call this the pack mule because I pack things in your ass." -Marta, buttsexing me while walking.
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Marta - "We hugged for like a solid 5-10 minutes."
Lindsey - "Didn't it get awkward? Didn't you get hungry?"
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Marta - "What did you think would happen?" (Talking about going to see Dante.)
Me + Caitlin - "Buttsex!" *High five!*
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"You look like you're having slow motion ADD." -Me to Marta at lunch
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(Talking about Marta's boyfriend visiting this weekend.)
Me: "Can I make him feel awkward?"
Marta: "How?"
Me: "I'll tell him his girlfriend frequently buttsexes me."
Marta: "Oh, I told him about that."
Me: "That's creepy..."
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Me: "You should only respect people if they're paying you."
Lindsey: "That's the first thing you learn as a Jew."
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Caitlin: "Don't put it on facebook until Wednesday! They don't know yet!"
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