AIDS isn't funny.......UNLESS

(via AIM)
Crystal: "I always wanna say I love AIDS. You can't say that, though."
Kai: "No. No you can't."

Road Trippin'

Tanner: "I'm going to Boston tomorrow night."
Kai: "Eliot?"
Tanner: "Huh? No. Concert. I haven't talked to Eliot in I don't know how long."
Kai: "Oh...OK! Have fun then! I would've said that for Eliot too...but regardless!"

(via AIM)

Kent: I'm painting my desk
Kai: why?
Kent: I'm painting it rainbow
Kai: nvm lol

Truth!

(via AIM)
Kai: "OMG. I think Swag ran in circles too many times."
Rissa: "hahaha."
Kai: "She's lost her fucking mind right now."
Rissa: "Oh. I thought you were talking about the department. And the theoretical writings."

Feelin' HOT HOT HOT...

Kai: "Warm I don't mind. I don't like hot. Unless it's coffee. Or my women."

I'll do anything for food...

Kent to Kai, via AIM: If I'm not getting free pizza out of it, I don't need sketchy guys checking me out.

there was tequila involved, too

Elaine, Erica's Roommate: What school are you at, again?
Lola: Smith.
Erica, Lola's BFF since 7th grade: *fondly* My little preppy lesbian.