Some 2nd floor Classics...

Poon: DISEASED VAG! AHHHHHHHHH!!! *Runs screaming out of the room.*

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"I call this the pack mule because I pack things in your ass." -Marta, buttsexing me while walking.

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Marta - "We hugged for like a solid 5-10 minutes."

Lindsey - "Didn't it get awkward? Didn't you get hungry?"

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Marta - "What did you think would happen?" (Talking about going to see Dante.)
Me + Caitlin - "Buttsex!" *High five!*

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"You look like you're having slow motion ADD." -Me to Marta at lunch

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(Talking about Marta's boyfriend visiting this weekend.)
Me: "Can I make him feel awkward?"
Marta: "How?"
Me: "I'll tell him his girlfriend frequently buttsexes me."
Marta: "Oh, I told him about that."
Me: "That's creepy..."

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Me: "You should only respect people if they're paying you."
Lindsey: "That's the first thing you learn as a Jew."

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Caitlin: "Don't put it on facebook until Wednesday! They don't know yet!"

Lola: We need to pick up the slack on our blog.
Marissa: The problem's that we're not funny anymore. We just keep quoting what's already on the blog.

What's yours?

Almas to Marissa: "What's your middle name?"
Marissa: "Elizabeth."
Almas: "Oh. How WHITE."

Marissa: I secretly crave the attention I get from Facebook and Livejournal comments.

Marquela: I think I'm getting carpal tunnel

Kent: It's from too much masturbation.

Marquela: But it's my left hand.

BOOBIES

Marquela to Marissa: You and your sister have the same cleavage.

Kai on the screaming children at the campus school: It sounds like they're playing tag with a power drill! WAAAAAH!